(John McCain adapts Samuel Coleridge's epic)
You'd know at once that I am not
Some liberal elitist.
I'm just a beer and burger guy
Who finds a cook-out neatest.
Unlike Barack, I wouldn't eat
Arugula instead.
So what if I'm a little long
On spots to lay my head?
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